08:42 <+bridge> :justatest: 08:42 <+bridge> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/293493549758939136/1506547542551166996/image.png?ex=6a0ea93c&is=6a0d57bc&hm=7864deb95d16fedc54ddea44c36779d736df6c10f83f88b7bba742e8680d051f& 08:44 <+bridge> Beautiful 09:01 <+bridge> "git commit -am "smol fix"" 09:13 <+bridge> smol fix 09:13 <+bridge> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/293493549758939136/1506555344728490004/image.png?ex=6a0eb080&is=6a0d5f00&hm=0038411529860357976a4a42e6aa3e1b2613b7518a1da4c69aa41a4bf661889d& 09:13 <+bridge> :BruhSit: 09:49 <+bridge> What if 🫵 you 09:49 <+bridge> wanted to go 🪽 heaven 09:49 <+bridge> but God says ☝️ 09:49 <+bridge> teepop source code 09:49 <+bridge> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/293493549758939136/1506564614845104188/teepop_src.7z?ex=6a0eb922&is=6a0d67a2&hm=48e1ff8a07862612d9f02ecb2aa965e60efcaa60ad1bce47a02acac680006cb8& 09:52 <+bridge> fever dream 10:19 <+bridge> me when i pop my tees 10:20 <+bridge> she pops on my tee til I src.tgz 10:31 <+ChillerDragon> is he ok? 11:07 <+bridge> f u i just unzipped this to my home directory 11:07 <+bridge> pro 11:36 <+bridge> smort 11:38 <+bridge> https://xcancel.com/i/status/2056884788179726685 11:38 <+bridge> 11:38 <+bridge> Since weeks it's so much crazy stuff 11:38 <+bridge> Github reporting unauthorized access to private repos 11:57 <+ChillerDragon> i love this comment on the gh thread xd 11:57 <+ChillerDragon> > holy shit, how did the attackers find a large enough uptime window to get in? 12:02 <+bridge> can we fix the physics plssssssss 12:02 <+bridge> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/293493549758939136/1506597962007183451/2026-05-20_12-01-37.mp4?ex=6a0ed831&is=6a0d86b1&hm=761aa67353337ea941aaa4099b45b886b0dfc446c13294cfae0a81da26bb5832& 12:10 <+bridge> kog anti replay bot got u 12:10 <+bridge> @totar ur fault 14:49 <+bridge> https://blog.habets.se/2026/05/Everything-in-C-is-undefined-behavior.html 14:49 <+bridge> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/252358080522747904/1504733274365231164/9f2ffeefda81a1841f40adb3f225958e.gif 14:56 <+bridge> orange site correctly points out some mistakes in there 17:03 <+bridge> 5342 pages is such an insane amount 17:03 <+bridge> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/293493549758939136/1506673683354353847/image.png?ex=6a0f1eb6&is=6a0dcd36&hm=820a1c7cfca1c670a5e48bcec0740298a33c321e2ab746cbb006b7da73a090da& 17:10 <+bridge> Did you know that there is an "optimal" way to fill a region with NOPs? 😄 17:11 <+bridge> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/293493549758939136/1506675656812138536/image.png?ex=6a0f208d&is=6a0dcf0d&hm=55e75444f624fe886c0ad31ff6d61a1b1569f551af06138c5284654cc571a5f2& 17:11 <+bridge> nop! 17:14 <+bridge> ofc cuz you melon 17:14 <+bridge> melons don't have memory 17:56 <+bridge> > But yes, writing C or C++ in 2026 without an LLM supervising you for UB should probably be seen as a SOX violation, and just plain irresponsible. 17:56 <+bridge> 17:56 <+bridge> THAT'S the takeway? not any of the huge wealth of analysis tools we have to warn you about all trivially detectable UB? interesting post anyway 19:12 <+bridge> bro 19:12 <+bridge> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/293493549758939136/1506706131819560990/1.jpg?ex=6a0f3cef&is=6a0deb6f&hm=36123db6f0ca5d2b76187c60521fe3f7fac8ca53550952237193087a5bf2aa9c& 19:12 <+bridge> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/293493549758939136/1506706132201115708/2.jpg?ex=6a0f3cef&is=6a0deb6f&hm=3838414cb340b6faa4a3aa65242fc1735f2bff3478031ad432ef014bab8a21c5& 19:12 <+bridge> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/293493549758939136/1506706132528402514/3.jpg?ex=6a0f3cef&is=6a0deb6f&hm=fcb84e7d366c102afceda5fdad4e7862ff23441f34ed210564c88e0b9a9b8e86& 19:12 <+bridge> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/293493549758939136/1506706133098823830/4.jpg?ex=6a0f3cef&is=6a0deb6f&hm=140a63771259d3b10a74c4699344c6f5d34918347b936d951c6b8cd85c489800& 19:46 <+bridge> AI people try not to shove AI into everything challenge, impossible difficulty 20:24 <+bridge> there is only writing or reviewing code by hand in notepad and generating the entire code base using fifteen interacting llm agents 20:24 <+bridge> there is no in between, as everyone knows 20:24 <+bridge> what's a "compiler warning"? 20:26 <+bridge> are noby and fokko one person